The Haute Dog Carte

The Stats 

Location: Towson/Mt. Washington, Baltimore

Style: Gourmet Hot Dogs

Price: $5

Duck with Apricot Peach Compote. Roasted Garlic Chicken with Tomato Bruschetta. Bison with Cherry Chili Barbecue. If you think I’m describing the menu of a classy bistro think again. These are all varieties of hot dogs and sausages available at the Haute Dog Carte on Falls Road. With a menu like this, the play on the French word “Haute,” often used by English speakers to indicate an unparalleled quality, is more than just a clever pun. Sheltered by little more than a purple velvet curtain and an umbrella, the Haute Dog men are out every day from 11 am- 2:30 pm, rain or shine, hot or cold, delivering delicious dogs. Many are skeptical at the thought of a $5 hot dog being one of the best things they’ve ever tasted, but the care and attention to detail in each combination of spices and sauces, right down to the soft bun that is toasted on the inside, creates the illusion of fine dining whilst you devour a hot dog in the street. Allow me to enumerate every element that makes this place special:

1. The menu changes daily. Every day, you have the choice of the Signature Beef Dog, A Spicy Italian Sausage, the Maharlika (described at a “sweet and savory Filipino dog with Ginger Miso dressing”), and a Veggie dog. However, the Carte also features one or two special Chef Dogs every day. Though the classic all beef frank NEVER fails to satisfy, the Specials keep things interesting, giving you a perfect excuse to go back every day!

2. They don’t skimp on the meat. If the Chef dog is a slightly smaller sausage than the Signature, the employees make sure you don’t fill gipped, and will add another ¼-½ of a dog so that your bun is always full (At least until it hits your hands and you devour it)

3. The employees are always delightful! Whether it’s the owner and culinary genius, Daniel, or some of the other employees whose faces you will grow to recognize, someone is always sure to brighten your day.

4. The home-made sauces, marmalades, jams, compotes, and mustards are truly unique; at the risk of sounding redundant, I’ve never found them anywhere else.

It’s hard not to fall in love with the pizzazz of the Haute Dog Carte, but even if your cavalier Clint Eastwood heart is indifferent to the charm of this little roadside vendor, let’s see if your can resist these mouth-watering puppies:

Signature Beef Frank with Bacon Onion Marmalade

Garlic Sausage with Pesto Cream sauce

Bratwurst in Beer Butter Kraut

Bangers and Mash (Yes, the roll is filled with creamy mashed potatoes)

Chicken Spinach Dog with Tzatziki

Check the Haute Dog Carte's Facebook and Twitter pages daily to track your favorite flavors, or surprise yourself....just show up hungry!

Sticky Rice

The Stats

Restaurant: Sticky Rice
Location: Fells Point, Baltimore

Style: Pan-Asian, Sushi

Price Range: $7-$15 a plate

Domo Arigato, diners! Travelling just a few doors down the street, we arrive at the next stop on our food tour. For those who love the Charm city stamp of down and dirty dives, but don’t want to miss out on terrific eats, Sticky Rice serves their sushi and Asian fusion with a side of hipster grit. And tater tots. With both traditional and New Age Japanese-inspired dishes, one is guaranteed some exotic excitement. Here are a few of my personal favorites from their extremely extensive menu:

The Crazy Calamari: This roll has a distinctive sweet and spicy flavor. The calamari is very mild so I recommend this if you’re new to sushi and have yet to adjust to the more pungent varieties. You can’t trick yourself into thinking you’re eating healthy fish with this one…the calamari is fried, tempura style.

The Goochland: For all of us who love a good Philadelphia Roll (Smoked Salmon, Cream Cheese), we’ve leveled up. This Smoked Salmon and GOAT cheese roll packs a bit more of a punch than its Pennsylvanian counterpart.

The Fantabulous Amazing Roll: They weren’t kidding. Two of my favorite types of seafood: tuna sashimi and Maryland crab. Add a dollop of cream cheese and a kick of spice and you’ve got my dream roll.

The Yum Yum: Another one-up to the Philadelphia, this roll includes classic Salmon and Cream Cheese, with avocado as well. Then the whole thing is fried. The frying makes the outside of the roll crispy, while the contents melt together in one gooey, delicious mess

Sweet Potato Tater Tots: So I’m sure you usually order your sushi with a bowl of miso soup, but may I tempt you with a bowl of these sweet and salty tots? They come with a side of specialty tartar sauce, and compliment any Asian meal.

These are just a few of the many great choices on the list. I’m definitely a sushi fiend so I stick to that whenever I go, but savories sandwiches and noodles are also an excellent choice. Also keep your eye out for special events, like Karaoke competitions and other live entertainment. I simply adore everything about Sticky Rice, a great choice for lunch and dinner in one of my favorite parts of Baltimore.

Blue Moon Café

The Stats
Restaurant: Blue Moon Cafe
Location: Fells Point, Baltimore
Style: Breakfast, Diner
Price Range: $5-$10 per plate



Good evening, gourmands! I hope you enjoyed my guide to getting the most out of Restaurant Week. This post, and many subsequent posts, will be devoted to reviewing the many great dining establishments that I have had the pleasure of visiting. Since this is the metaphorical dawn of my journey down culinary lane, tonight I will be sharing with you one of my favorite breakfast restaurants: Blue Moon Cafe. A narrow row house nestled in the heart of historic Fells Point, this unique place offers a clever twist on the American diner, and it's doors are open 24 hours on the weekends. One of the reasons I love this place is because there is something delicious for every type of eater: the meat-muncher, the carb-craver, the sweet-tooth, and even the vegetarian. So do I have your attention yet? Let me outline some of my favorite menu choices:

Cinnamon Bun: You may notice the scintillating smell of dough lingering in the air as you approach the restaurant. This aroma is coming from the legendary Cinnamon Buns that Blue Moon offers. I feel like this may be an appropriate time to mention that I am not crazy about sweets. Of course, if you stick a Boston Creme on a plate in front of me I guarantee it won't last long, but in general, if I'm choosing between sweet and savory I'll opt for the latter. So the fact that I mentioned the Cinnamon Bun first is no accident. It is unbelievable. The just-barely baked dough drenched in gooey cinnamon sugar sauce practically took my breath away. 


Vegetarian Potato Pancakes: Usually I run away screaming from anything labeled with the "V-word," but I'm very glad I gave these jazzy latkes a chance. Blanketed in cheese and flavor-packed vegetables, they did not disappoint any of the taste buds. 

 I apologize for the blurry quality, I only had my cell phone camera and I couldn't help but document its beauty!

Biscuits and Gravy: Maybe you've guessed by now that this restaurant isn't really Atkins friendly. So throw that darned diet book out the door and tuck into some carbs on carbs. There's no better place to do this with than the classic Biscuits&Gravy dish. Two flaky, buttery biscuits absolutely drenched in a creamy, peppery gravy. This is one of my favorite stick-to-your-ribs comfort foods.


Capn' Crunch Crusted French Toast: The Cafe's signature dish. I'm pretty sure it speaks for itself. This isn't an order that I get every time, but that doesn't mean it isn't one of the best breakfast dishes I've ever tried. The one thing that stands out about the dish is the way the cereal coating makes the outside of the toast so crispy, while the interior remains fluffy. The conversational textures make a great vehicle for your maple syrup river.



Now that you're salivating, let me tell you a little bit about the restaurant, itself. The decor is full of local art and mis-matched furniture, which lends to a very warm, casual, and trendy atmosphere. Because the place isn't large, you will need to plan to put your name down well in advance (no reservations!). It could take a while. An hour sometimes. I assure you, however, that it is entirely worth the wait. Make sure you go when you are not in a rush, on a nice day where you can enjoy walking around Harbor East. BE CAREFUL- if you put down your name and you leave, if you are not back by the time they call it you will be skipped over. Once again, everything is more than worth the wait. You can also try coming during irregular eating hours on weekends (weekdays they are only open 7am-3pm)
My final tip is to go with a group of friends, order 5-6 dishes and split them between everyone so you don't miss anything! The portions are generous, and the prices are reasonable, and the food is phenomenal.

Restaurant Week (Baltimore)

Hello food lovers! It's a beautiful day. Correction, it's a beautiful WEEK. That's right, it's Baltimore Restaurant Week. This is the fourth consecutive year that I have reaped the benefits of this gourmand's goldmine, and I've learned some helpful tricks to ensuring you get the most out of your week of feasting that I think all foodies need to follow.

1. Restaurant Selection
OK, so you opened the list of participating restaurants and are currently swimming through the barrage of names and ethnicities...questions run through your mind such as, what's the difference between American and New American? What is this Latin fusion fused with?
Step back. Take a deep breath. Close your eyes.
Think of 3 restaurants that you use to treat yourself. Check the list and see if any are there. My choices are Salt Tavern, Fogo de Chao, and Pazo. What do you know, they're all on the list! (OK, I cheated, I went to those places last year during Restaurant Week so I knew they'd be there...)
Now try to recall 3 restaurants you have been thinking of trying for a while, but haven't got around to. Recently I've been thinking about the B&O American Brasserie, Petite Louis Bistro, and Woodberry Kitchen. Two of my three made it, not bad odds.
Now that you've narrowed down the list of choices, you can move on to step 2, 

2. Getting your money's worth

As a lover of exotic, eclectic, and experimental food, I cannot in good conscience let any of you fall into the prix fixe trap of pubs or Italian Bistros. Remember that all of the restaurants have the same $30 deal, but not all $30 meals are created equal. If first course is a side salad drenched in Caesar, second is a mediocre cheeseburger, and dessert is a heaping slice of chocolate cake that leaves something to be desired (see menu for Alchemy), you did not get your money's worth. Yes, you are probably full, and the food probably wasn't bad, but Oh, the places you can go with $30 during Restaurant Week...
I'm begging you, skip the "Mom's Ravioli" at Chiapparelli's and opt for the explosive Chorizo Stuffed Quail at Salt. Ravioli is delicious, but my cravings for pasta in meat sauce are as easily satisfied by Mr. Boyardee as they are by a Maitre d'.
Of course, if your taste buds don't crave quite as much excitement as mine, there is a more traditional option that will still give you plenty of bang for your buck in the form of one of America's most beautiful institutions: Steakhouses. As much as I love new wave flavor combos, I will never abandon my one true love, red meat. Baltimore has a lot to offer in that category: Fogo de Chao, Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, The Prime Rib, Fleming's Prime Steakhouse. You'll get a fantastic hunk of beef at any of these places (and the steak isn't too bad either!). In fact, at Ruth's Chris*, I believe the $30 prix fixe menu is cheaper than any individual steak on the regular menu. Also, Fogo's selection is all you can eat, so there's no question of value there.

*Ruth's Chris is not my favorite steakhouse of all time, but if a petite filet is what gets you going, this is a good deal for you.
 

3. Representing the restaurant

I mentioned in Step 1 that you should pick a few restaurants that you have yet to try. This part of the process helps you determine whether Restaurant Week will provide a good first-impression of the restaurant. If your friends are anything like me, they will give you a step by step breakdown of the flavors they just experienced at a restaurant they are recommending. Scan the prix fixe menus of the restaurants on your list and see if anything seems reminiscent of that experience. Restaurant Week is a great way for eateries to gain a new loyal fan-base, so they often do their best tap dance to win over the masses. However, there are quite a few of these establishments that get lazy, or even nervous about a large influx of clientele, and put out a very safe (translation:boring!) menu. I'll give you an example of each.

Accurate Representation: B&O American Brasserie.
First Course: Corn chowder with bacon and Maryland Crab Fritters
Seconds Course: Flatiron Steak with specialty Worcestershire sauce and Crab & Jalapeno Mac n' cheese. 

Third Course: Raspberry Creme Brulée

(My dinner date had the Butter Lettuce Salad, Crispy Skin Chicken, and Devil Chocolate Cake with Strawberry Lemongrass Ice cream)
Wow. Everything on the menu looks extraordinary.  Each dish had a different combination of flavors that you don't find in your home cupboard, which is a quality I look for in most restaurants (if I could make it myself, why am I paying $30, or attempting to parallel park on Charles St.?)
Inaccurate Representation: Petite Louis Bistro

Now, I can't say whether or not the meal was delicious because I opted not to go there. But after hearing it hyped so much, I was more than a little disappointed when I saw the Starter and Dessert options. The dish that I had long anticipated, a leg of Duck Confit, did happen to be on the menu, but since the dish is $21 on the regular menu, I would rather pay that, and skip the two courses that I was less excited about. 

So, you've sorted, sifted, and selected your final choices.....

4. Reservations

For most cases you should be fine, since you have a whole week to play with, but nothing is worse than getting yourself jazzed for a banquet, embossing the invitations, and arriving to the restaurant only to find they've been booked solid since January. This is often the case with Fogo de Chao and Ruth's Chris, which are already extremely popular venues. So practice safe dining, and call ahead to see if you can actually get a spot before you start dreaming about scarfing down piles of meat (trust me, you will only have your heart broken when you find out the truth).

There you have it. Follow these steps and you are sure to have some of the best meals of your life this week, and many Restaurant Weeks in the future. Whether you plan one special night, or eat somewhere every day this week, you are ready to be an informed Restaurant Week diner. Bon Appetit!